Okay, so I didn't update this on V-day. Can you blame me? I was busy. It was my boss's birthday, and we went out for a three-hour liquid lunch. Then, I had to rush home to get ready for my date.
Anyway, to make up for neglecting you, I have a little celebrity sighting story for you.
Last night, Shane, Karan and I went out for dinner. Afterwards, we decided to go for dessert and cocktails at this super-posh bar called Hakkasan. You know, it's the kind of place where the cocktails have names like Jasmine FonFon (what I had) and White Buffalo (Dingman's choice). [insert obvious joke here.] Anyway, we wanted to have dessert at the bar, but the bartender told us we had to sit at a table for dessert. So we were shown this huge table, which was real low to the ground and had mini-stools for seats. We sat, kind of, but not before Shane noticed this chick sitting at the next table. He turned to Karan and I and said, "She has the Christina Aguilera-skank style down." This guy, who was sitting at the table with the skank, turned to us, and kind of smirked in a bemused way. Then, because I hadn't seen this chick yet, I turned to look. And lo and behold, it was X-tina the skank herself. Of course, what tipped me off wasn't the straw-like black and bleached blond hair; no, it was the two super-huge, size of a small house bodyguards watching her every move. Anyway, her entourage heard Dingman's remark, and so did X-tina, because she turned to hide her face from us (her table was in the corner of the dark bar). We thought, okay, maybe she's trying to keep a low profile. But then, she got up and waltzed through the restaurant area of the bar to be seen on her way to snort some gak in the bathroom. Nice.
So, in case you're wondering, we didn't take her picture, didn't get her autograph and didn't speak to her. We did manage to insult her to her face though. So good on us.
Anyway, we now have internet access at home, so expect to find us on messenger more often. Woo.
S.
